Who's old enough to remember that cute and helpful dolphin Flipper from the TV series? Certainly not me. Anyway, I've seen the show somehow, like maybe before I was born, and Flipper always killed the bad shark that was menacing the good kids of the show. Here's a video to prove it.
News from Ya Like Da says that Flipper was a fraud, and dolphins don't really do this when sharks are chasing little boys. Damn, another cherished myth busted.
Now please pardon me while I go worship a sports hero like say...Tiger Woods or Roger Clemens.