So, a guy comes into a bar in Scotland, carrying an octopus.
"He's the most talented animal I've ever seen," he tells all the bar flies."He can play any instrument you give him."
No one believes him. But they hand him a guitar.
The octopus makes the instrument sound like a string quartet.
Then they hand the animal a flute.
It could have been God's Own Angels, playing the world a lullaby.
Then someone picks up a bagpipe and gives it to the octopus.
The animal looks at it for a few minutes. Then he lays the instrument gently down on the floor.
"Ya can't play it, can you?" says an old Scottsman triumphantly.
"Play it?" exclaims the mystified animal. "I'm trying to figure out how I can take its pajamas off so I can make love to it."
Hat tip: Kraken