Men, don't let your sons chew on plastic unless you want them to have a small penis. That's right, chewing the wrong kind of plastic (with phthalates) causes male babies to have smaller penises. Do YOU want YOUR SON to be the subject of this kind of ridicule (above right)?
This has got to be the death knell for phthalates. Shrinky dinks and pacifiers are on their way out if they mess with America's manhood. Dealing with bad plastic products is a macho issue now. Tweet
