Ode to a big old fat female

It's got to be a first. Recording artist Mark Holmes sings the praises of a "Big, Old, Fat Female." Finally, praise for longevity, and the badges that can only come with time:

"I was out on the reef eating some slime
Sucking it down, enjoying it fine
When that beautiful girl swam into the light
She was really big, built like a boat
But it was easy to see why she didn’t float
Hook, line and sinker, it was love at first sight

She was a big, old, fat
A big, old, fat,
A big, old, fat, female"

There's more, but you'll have to go hear it yourself. It's easily worth the few seconds of download time.

Oh, and that big, old, fat female in the song...who is she? See if you can guess.

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