Friday, July 14, 2006

Ocean sewage dumping--still ok?

No, Victoria, there is no free lunch. Especially when it comes to sewage.

The nice city of Victoria wants to keep dumping untreated sewage into our oceans, since it's cheap and hey it's a big ocean and who cares?! Many people have said they oughtta stop, but it took an authoritative panel of scientists and $600,000+ for a buch of fact-finding to get Victoria to start to listen.

I guess it just wasn't enough to hear from Victoria mayoral candidate "Mr. Floatie" who dressed as a piece of ...umm...poop and offered the same advice for free.

At press time, Blogfish was struggling to determine whether Mr. Floatie was a serious poop candidate or just another frivolous person dressed up as feces and campaiging for mayor. Lacking a solid answer, we ran it anyway because you deserve to know.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that's a good way to raise poop consciousness. Hooray for Mr. Floatie!

Anonymous said...

this candidate looks suspiciously like Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, of South Park. Mr. Floatie (aka Mr. Hankey) for president in 2008!